REVEALED: Patience Jonathan Flown To USA To Get Her Virginity Back. via [@trends_ng]

The cat has been let out the bag as news going
round Nigeria has it that Patience Jonathan is
currently on her way to USA for treatment after falling
sick again.
Well it’s all a lie to cover the truth , as our reporter
who was fortunate to be on the same flight
questioned Dame Jonathan and she revealed the
most shocking reason ever.
She said “ha my dear, I’m on my ways to USB to get
my virginity Back’s Jona that course it……..he
doesn’t eat my food anymore and he would be
looking at our househelp Ekaette that is virgin, even
David mark told me he want virgin. Since he is going
to be president for another 12 years I can’t afford to
lose my husband ..I would rather commit suicide than
die if he marries another woman oo”
Well patience is on her way to see an undisclosed
doctor in Beverley Hills, LA to help her repair her
hymen to fight and win her husbands heart again.

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LAGBUS, BRT to extend free ride to Easter Monday. via [@trends_ng]

LAGBUS Asset Management Ltd., the
operators of LAGBUS, and the Lagos Area
Metropolitan Transport Authority (LAMATA)– the
operators of Bus Rapid Transport (BRT)– will
extend their free ride to commuters on Easter
Monday, April 1.

The two operators said on Friday in Lagos that the
bus ride, which was also free on Good Friday, was
to show appreciation to their teeming passengers.
Mr Babatunde Disu, the Managing Director of
Asset Management Ltd., said that the LAGBUS
free ride would be mainly for tourists going for the
Lagos Heritage Carnival in Marina, Lagos Island.
He said that the buses would take off from such
points as FESTAC, Mile Two, Oshodi, Mile 12 and
Berger on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

Disu said that the management would provide 100
buses on the Easter Monday, adding that it
provided 120 buses on Good Friday.
He added that all commuters would be dropped off
at the Tafawa Balewa Square on Lagos Island.
LAMATA External Relations Specialists, Mr
kolawole Ojelabi, said that BRT buses would cover
all their usual routes on Easter Monday. (NAN)

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Waje[@Wajemusik] speaks on ‘Nude picture’. via [@trends_ng]

Following the controversy surrounding the release
of her ‘half-nude picture’ online, Waje has
explained that the said picture was not only an
abstract, but also, part of her new video concept.
She offered this explanation when Showtime
contacted her on her new video.
According to her, the picture is a scene in her new
single titled I Wish, released during the week.

“After being on set of the movie, Tunnel, I realized
that our music videos are like movies painting the
right picture and acting it. I Wish video is a lifeless
theme and the song is a vulnerable song, and I
tried to interprete it in that abstract nude picture with
the broken mirrors. It’s me trying to interprete a
woman’s vulnerability, xx ” she said.

Waje’s publicist, Ifeoma however refuted the
rumour making the rounds that the singer went
nude in the video, adding “It was all graphics.”
According to her, Waje was putting on clothes in
the video as shot by Clarence Peters. “Waje didn’t
go nude in that video. She was putting on her
clothes with some jewelries. The trick was all
Clarence Peters’ work who made her look as if she
was naked. You would notice that the picture was
dark and blur with just her face being the most
visible,” she said.

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[FAKE NEWS] Emeka Ike To Star As Jesus Christ: Pope Reacts Angrily. via [@trends_ng]

The Pope has reacted vehemently to reports that
Emeka Ike is going to star as Jesus Christ in his local
Church’s Good Friday play later today.

He said in a statement “I hear about the man a lot. Is
there no one else to play Our Lord? Must it be Mr.
Emeka? I hear a lot of how much talent he has, or
doesn’t have”
The Archdiocese of Lagos has waded into the
matter, asking the church to choose someone else to
play Jesus.

Emeka Ike has reacted angrily to the statement from
the Vatican: “What’s all this? I’ve been preparing for
the role all year, I fixed Brazilian hair, I left my beard,
you can’t do this to me mehn”
The Vatican has suggested Tony Umez play it
instead as he’s “Yellow, and a ‘handsome’ man”

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